Mellow Music Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I like the old elevator music better."

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

ZZZZZZZ Top

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Kritik's Korner

Piano Recital

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Serenading

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.