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"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Greek A-Z Map,

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

The Kali De Milo.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

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"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'The gods are perplexing.'

Vesta

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Unicorn in the Woods

Europa takes a selfie

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'