Meeting Procrastinator Prints

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Working from home to-do list.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

The Procrastinatorium.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

Holiday Shopping for Guys

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.