Meeting Procrastinator Pillows

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Working from home to-do list.

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

The Procrastinatorium.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."