Meeting Philosopher Pillows

'Relax, I just wanted to know if you wanted to break for lunch.'

"Remember, a meeting is only a failure if you came in with expectations of accomplishment."

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Ban on Free Speech

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Voltaire

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

What's normal?

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"