Meeting Mixer Pillows

Start the session by doing something unusual.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

City Marathon.

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Birds with Headphones

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Books and Phones

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'..and one for the pot.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'It was productive once we found someone to blame.'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I think he's still having trouble with the concept of 'one man, one vote'!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Bach Doubles

'Are you a good mixer?'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Cake!

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Hey, those are not menus!

Beethoven's 10th

House trained cat

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'