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"How about you just shout out ideas and I'll keep writing them down until this Post-it is all filled up."

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Geek fairies

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'