Meeting Magicians Pillows

"How about you just shout out ideas and I'll keep writing them down until this Post-it is all filled up."

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Geek fairies

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

Magic Tricks

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."