Meeting Innovator Gifts

In the interest of bringing greater creativity into the workplace...

"I believe young Lewis may be on to something."

"We should do this more often. What if we broke the quarters down into eighths?"

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

Empty box of ideas

Eureka!

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Blue sky thinking

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

Game changing

"#BeCurious"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

' A new idea '

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."