Mediterranean Cuisine Lover Pillows

'How fresh is the calamari?'

Olives

Under pressure.

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Pasta

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Tzatzikicicle

"Gigot de sept heures."

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Culture clash

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Mediterranean Martini

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

The art of pizza

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Octopi a la mode.

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

Roadkill Restaurant

French man holding a dish.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

."Negroni, Spaghettio."