Mediterranean Cuisine Explorer Pillows

'Let's go to the Mediterranean. The Mediterranean diet's good for us.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Like death by salad.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Try to guess the continent dining...

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Sauce for the Goose

Important Food Groups

Your lobster was off!

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Before/After

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

French wine

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

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