Meditation Fanatics Pillows

'He has a kind of neat mantra - 'no hits, no runs, no errors.''

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

My God, I need to fart.

Zenemies.

Meditation

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

A child interrupting family prayers

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

'Have you been working out?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."