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'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

My God, I need to fart.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Meditation

"It is my place!"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.