Medieval Satire Lover Mugs

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

'He's getting dreadfully lazy -- he fell asleep in front of the jester last night.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Dragon and Dragoff

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

"Ground score!"

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

Abraham Lincoln

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

Charles I

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

John Wycliffe

Duke of Wellington

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

"Hey!! Look!!!"

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

"Have a safe trip!"

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"