Medieval Comedy Lover Mugs

'Ethelred - What we're offering is the chance to consolidate all your Danegeld payments into one manageable lump sum.'

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'The knights are drawing closer'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

"Ground score!"

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

'You can come out now, Harold. Economists say a recession won't happen.'

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

John Wycliffe

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

"Hey!! Look!!!"

"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."

"Have a safe trip!"