Medieval Revivalist Gifts

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Knight feeding his kids.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

TV jester.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"The knights of the round accent table"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Joust Sharpener

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

underwater knight

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'He's been brought in to save the company.'