Medicine Cabinet Tamer T-Shirts

Medical Supplies

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Busy office.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Dentist Training School.

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"Most projects require three hands."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Paper Trail

Childhood Screen Addict

How very Independent!

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

Round the Clock

Superhero training.

Computer Time Bomb.