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"Baldo, school has always been about learning, expanding your mind, becoming a better person."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Getting Rid of the Cure

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Childhood Screen Addict

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'I told you he had a temper.'

Paper Trail

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."