Medication Marathoner T-Shirts

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Out and In.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"You're late, Myers!"