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'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Out and In.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Group Think Time

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

31. 19. 55.7.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"You're late, Myers!"

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'