Medically-minded Romantics Pillows

'For Valentine's Day!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Scientists are sexy

Powerful Love.

Dancing in pyjamas

You're the botanicals in my gin

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Dating in 2020

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Old Book Smell

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

It's the thought that counts!

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

William Wordsworth

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Strategies that will always work