Medically-minded Romantics Pillows

'For Valentine's Day!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Scientists are sexy

Powerful Love.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Dancing in pyjamas

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Dating in 2020

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

It's the thought that counts!

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

William Wordsworth

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.