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Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"He fought like hell."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

The Cougher

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Hot Pie Therapy

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

Exercising

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Shrinks in heaven

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'What are you eating now?'

Burnout Syndrome...

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'