Medical Procedure Explorer Gifts

Thin man enters 'Closed and Narrow MRI', heavy man enters 'Open and Wide MRI'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

'Medical science is this close to finding a cure for the common evil vapors.'

DNA doctor

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

Medicare: More is Better!

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

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While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

"Nurse! Call the doctor, I've found out what is wrong with me."

'It's just a side effect of the anti-anxiety medication. Try not to worry your pretty little head about it.'

"The side effects feature some stunning special effects."

"So tell me doc, what's new and exciting in pharmacology these days?".

"There are signs that your back condition is very advanced."

'Gerald bought me these wonderful earrings for being SO supportive during his vasectomy.'

'These tablets are magic and not habit-forming, as long as you don't miss taking one every single day...'

Medical Marijuana - Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Calvin has laryngitis, but he never complains.'

"We've never been closer since our fecal transplants."

'Your problem is quite simple. Millions of people have. But the medical profession has no answer for it.'

'Quick! Contact my doctor.'

'Miss Johnston, I thought I told you to remove 'Marathon man' from the reading material!'

'You can add my name to that long list of people who don't understand you!'