Medical Procedure Explorer Gifts

Thin man enters 'Closed and Narrow MRI', heavy man enters 'Open and Wide MRI'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

DNA doctor

'Medical science is this close to finding a cure for the common evil vapors.'

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

Medicare: More is Better!

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

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While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

"Nurse! Call the doctor, I've found out what is wrong with me."

'It's just a side effect of the anti-anxiety medication. Try not to worry your pretty little head about it.'

"There are signs that your back condition is very advanced."

"So tell me doc, what's new and exciting in pharmacology these days?".

'These tablets are magic and not habit-forming, as long as you don't miss taking one every single day...'

'Gerald bought me these wonderful earrings for being SO supportive during his vasectomy.'

"The side effects feature some stunning special effects."

'Calvin has laryngitis, but he never complains.'

"We've never been closer since our fecal transplants."

Medical Marijuana - Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Quick! Contact my doctor.'

'You can add my name to that long list of people who don't understand you!'

'Your problem is quite simple. Millions of people have. But the medical profession has no answer for it.'

I've already got a diagnosis from homedoc.com, but I thought I'd see you for a second opinion!