Medical Industry Observer Gifts

'Our trials show that the new drug performs no better than placebo.'

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'I'm going to give you the good news in laymen's terms and the bad news in dollars and cents.'

"Now I see why your dispensing fee is so low."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Fear of news.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

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'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Man Wrapped In Film

'True rupture is rare. Ladies' breasts are most commonly bursting simply with admiration for me and my skills.'

Distancing with the Stars

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'He only has six weeks to live, so make sure his bill is due at the end of the month.'

'I have to charge a lot for an office visit. How do you think I pay for MY health insurance?'

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

Bow first.

"We need a product that works like aspirin, but is a lot more expensive to buy."

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

'Before you go Sir, the staff have the right to know the business's economic situation.'

Medical School Graduations.

'Well here's the problem. #AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. # AB6 is a box of surgical gloves.'

"Think of side effects as supplemental issues, to be covered by your supplemental insurance."

'What's he laughing at? Doesn't he listen to the News!'

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"It's an experimental drug...we're experimenting to see if your health care insurer pays for it."

Triple Horror Feature: The 6 O' Clock News

'Your latest test results indicate you should accelerate your payments to us.'

Kremlin's Propaganda Weapon

Less than a quarter of GP trainees to stay in full-time clinical work according to survey.