Medical History Maven Gifts

'Mr Burke, Mr Hare, could you supply the cadaver of an irish labourer for the operating theatre.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"That's a big fat lie!"

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

The Canary in the Coal Mine

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

The end is near

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

Cures for Ye Plague

Vaccine hurdles

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

'Where does it hurt?'

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

'Medical science is this close to finding a cure for the common evil vapors.'

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

Early Blood Draw

"First, admit no harm."

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"Don't just stand there gawping women! Give me a hand with my monthly salary!"

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."