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"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.