Medical Exam T-Shirts

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Well, well, well...'

Nervous Oral Testing

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Turkey Autopsy

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Medical Examinations.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Turkey Autopsy

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."