Medical Inspections T-Shirts

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Well, well, well...'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Turkey Autopsy

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Turn your head and laugh.

Medical Examinations.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

Fire door.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Office of quality assurance"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"I'm going in."

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '