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Arrivals and Departures

'Mind your P's and Q's...Watch your step...And keep a civil tongue in your head.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

vaccine wars.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

A midwife holding a baby

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."