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Death as a GP.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Is it urgent?'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Love Tap

'Say, please.'

'Brain surgery, right?'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

Operation/Grim Reaper

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

'Termites!'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."