Medical Champion Gifts

Underfunded services soon to be extended to the weekend.

Covid Duel

2021

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"The first one's just a warning."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Medical personnel give their hearts

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

Doctors Discussion

'My obstetrician recommended I nurture it in the interest of science.'

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'