Medical Caricature Collector Pillows

'I must be out of danger - they're moving me to NIC, No Insurance Care...'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Herman Mankiewicz

Sir Winston Churchill

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

Charles Dickens

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

Glasnost

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

Tony Blair

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

Doctor consulting a textbook.

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

Louis Pasteur Caricature

"It's a straightforward operation, but there can be complications such as; growing wings and wearing a halo."

'Angiogram.'