Medical Budgeteer Gifts

Doctor Nelson is expensive.

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"What comes after zillion?"

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

Homeless count.

'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

"It's the hospital board performing surgery on the budget."

BELTS, loose & tight...weight loss clinic and financial advisors.

Rocket priced prams.

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"Money will be no object when it comes to lowering our expenses."

'We're pretty sure we've got all the right figures, we're just not sure what order to put them in!'

"Son, can you spare a couple of minutes to talk about your tuition?"

'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'

"Is the budget forecast that bad?"