Medical Bill Magician Gifts

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"This will be a tricky operation."

Investing your savings

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Everything's gone up."

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Wait a minute....!

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Snowing Money.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

The Speculators

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Breaking Through

'The big bang theory of creation.'