Medical Office Magician Gifts

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Team Leader

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"This will be a tricky operation."

Smoke and mirrors.

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Inkwell Genie.

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"I am not the famous heart surgeon, but I am in his medical group."

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

What goes up must come down, except for your cholesterol, apparently.

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Spock visits the Orthopedics

Outingpatient

'But I don't want to give you the impression that there was some kind of magic formula for my success.'

'I'm pretty sure that you have something that is difficult to pronounce.'

'Yes, it is the new printer...and yes, it works by magic.'

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

"Miss Bradley, would you bring in a Clean Bill of Health?"

'...Next place goes to the lady for 200 euros!'