Media Transparency Supporter Mugs

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Wholesale market in Cuba

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Report

Trump's Wall

What to disclose at a job interview

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

Bash a Traitor

"I have nothing to hide."

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

Government of the money, by the money, for the money.

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

Talk of charities 'providing their impact' is dangerous and misleading.

Barr reviews Mueller report on Trump

"Having an honest relationship with customers is admirable, but telling them that this sale is 'to get ride of all the crap we can't sell normally' might be a step too far!"

'I've released my financial records, tax records, health records...is anyone interested in my position on the issues?'

Freedom of Information Act: Celebrating 45 years of the public right to know about its government.