Transparency Advocate Mugs

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

"You should've spoken up sooner. You're paid to mind my business – not your own business."

"I think that one is a little too honest. Jackson."

Whistle blowers.

Weapens of Mass Redaction

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Report

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

Barr reviews Mueller report on Trump

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

Has this got anything to do with MP's expenses, Sheila?

The J. Hogandorf Building.

"People want more transparency in government. When I lie, my nose grows!"

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"Having an honest relationship with customers is admirable, but telling them that this sale is 'to get ride of all the crap we can't sell normally' might be a step too far!"

'I've released my financial records, tax records, health records...is anyone interested in my position on the issues?'

The Anti-Agent

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'