Transparency Advocates Mugs

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

Trump's Wall

Next gen pregnancy tests.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

Giving Up a Little Privacy

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

Wholesale market in Cuba

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

Social media and privacy

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

Report

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

What to disclose at a job interview

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

Will Sell Your Data Back To You.

"We've been told to inform you that the NSA, FBI, CIA, nor any other government agency cares what you say or do."

"Let's go to my place, Goldie. My parents won't spy on us."

"I have nothing to hide."

Bash a Traitor

The Ungooglable Man

"Let me in to look around. Just this one time and I'll never bother you again..."