Media Transparency Supporter Gifts

Shhhh

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

Wholesale market in Cuba

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

Report

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Trump's Wall

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

What to disclose at a job interview

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"I have nothing to hide."

Bash a Traitor

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

Government of the money, by the money, for the money.

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

Roseanne4

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

Talk of charities 'providing their impact' is dangerous and misleading.

Barr reviews Mueller report on Trump

"Having an honest relationship with customers is admirable, but telling them that this sale is 'to get ride of all the crap we can't sell normally' might be a step too far!"

'I've released my financial records, tax records, health records...is anyone interested in my position on the issues?'

Matt Hancock to support whistleblowers by banning gagging orders.

Heavenly politics. Campaigns here are different from those down on earth. Saint Peter has a complete file on everybody, so there's total transparency up here. Our debates are friendly and the ads are all positive. And here the incumbent in the highest office always runs unopposed. That's all true, but in one way the camaigns up here are just like the ones on earth. They go on for eternity.