Media Surfer Prints

Ask about our new p-chip to tune out politics.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Trick or Tweet

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"You've got computer-breath."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Dow's up!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'