Decorate their favorite space with prints that highlight their social media enthusiasm. Perfect for framing and showcasing their digital personality.
"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."
"Sorry, I was so busy thinking of what I was going to say that I didn't listen to what you said..."
"Everyone has a website these days."
Social media meets Darwinism.
Computer Surfer.
"You can also diagnose narcissism with them."
How Gullible are you? Try our fun quiz to find out!
"You might need to pep up your sermons, Pastor Bob. Members are requesting WIFI in the pews."
"Why are you always making Kim Kardashian memes?"
Text Message
Screen Time
"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"
"He follows your tweets. That's how he knows if you've been bad or good."
"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"
"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."
"It's a new tweet from our teacher. She wants us to turn off our phones."
"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."
'I'll tell you about Monica Lewinsky, if you tell me which scapegoats are trending now on social media...'
'Whenever I get on the Information Superhighway, somebody FLASHES me.'
Procrastination Bucket List
'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'
"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."
"AHHHH, MORNING!"
John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.
"Space X is cancelled, you now work for twitter."
"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."
My Countree
Tunnel of sneaking off to check your phone.
"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "
21st century water cooler conversations.
"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."
"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"
'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'
Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.
"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."
Discover more fun and witty mugs designed for the social media savvy. Perfect for their morning coffee and quick replies.
Find cozy pillows that capture the spirit of social media lovers. Great for adding a touch of personality to any room.
Explore our collection of t-shirts with clever sayings and visuals for social media aficionados. Perfect for everyday and casual outings.