Media Binger Gifts

"Somebody's been watching 'Jackass'."

"Of course you realize, sitting there for extended periods of time exposes you to deadly radon..."

'We spend hours in the bedroom but only because that's where the telly is!'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'There's nothing on.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Star Wars Audience

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

"It's 100% commercials."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

Wordplay: Me.

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

'Not another elimination show!'

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Couch potato.

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