Meddling Instinct Aficionado Gifts

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

The Smell of Fear

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

Department of Pure Speculation.

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

She's good, but Mom's better.

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Biker and Cyclist.

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

Coarse Fishing.

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

"It appears the Adron Intuition Tank is coming up with reports similar to ours."

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

"Try to smile a bit louder."

"This is my crab!"

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Indicators - "Sorry, Crossley, I'm not happy - I can feel it in my bones."

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

Cheap Secrets

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'