Medal Of Mom Gifts

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Acclaimed mother.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

The weight of winning gold.

"What's next?"

'Any awards or honors?'

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'This one is for not making a pre-emptive strike against anyone questioning our authority to make pre-emptive strikes.'

Clearing up medals.

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

Army general with a support for his medals.

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

'Just say it's stick-to-your-ribs food. Don't mention what else it's stuck to.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

Army general taking an eye test using military medals.

Dyslexic Olympics.

Mom on the First Day of School.