Medal Music Maker Pillows

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Piano Recital

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Eric Clapton.

Music downloads

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

New music conference

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

'I was in the catering corps.'

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.