Medal Music Maker Mugs

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Military Medals

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Piano Recital

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Guitar Man.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Artist and Musician

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Music downloads

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

'I was in the catering corps.'

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Check out this new store."