Medal Mania Mugs

'We let him keep one medal.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Champions biting their medals

Bradley Wiggins

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

"What's next?"

Clearing up medals.

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

'Nice bling.'