Medal Fanatic Mugs

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Military Medals

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

350 Feet.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Hockey Season.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Mohamed Salah