Medal Enthusiast Mugs

Athletes' Income

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

Photo Opportunity

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

'Oh sure, I'm proud of them. It's just that I they leave no room for my Ozzy Osbourne buttons.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

The balloon which held up the generals medals collection

'Keep looking,m'dear-I'm sure there's a good conduct medal in there somewhere!'

'This one is for not aiming our military might at peace activists.'

Army general with a support for his medals.

Army general taking an eye test using military medals.

'Drat - I don't have any more room to enhance my self-esteem.'

Soldiers medal.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Army officer reading below a mobile with his medals hanging from it.

"...just a quick scan before you go in."

"That's my medal for having the most medals."

"As a matter of fact they are my desk jockey wings."

Childhood Medals

"I love how your medals compliment your eyes."

Beijing Olympics faking scandal.

"Do you love what we do here?"

"I like to wear one big medal instead of a bunch of tiny ones."

"That one is just for fun."

Going for the gold...

General with Peace Badge

This one is for not nuking Bin Laden....

'The very small blank one says: 'Watch this space'...'

'That little tan vertical stripe you're referring to, is actually a gravy stain.'

'I got that one for getting this one.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Army official with stars raining on him.

'Well, I could tell you what that medal was for, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Have a good time in athens. Do anything interesting?'