Medal Moment Masters Mugs

The weight of winning gold.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Military Medals

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Champions biting their medals

Bradley Wiggins

Cat Olympics

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."