Medal Moment Masters Mugs

The weight of winning gold.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Champions biting their medals

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Cat Olympics

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"What's next?"