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Cyrus Hall McCormick

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Witch dice.

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

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'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

Physics toy.

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

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"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

'See? The doctors gave up hours ago. I should go. Maybe you should too.'